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bialoveee:

Best thigh tattoos ever.
epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

(via fake-fucking-fairytales)

f-ee-ls:

 

 

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

(via fake-fucking-fairytales)

dinklebirggg:

pallet-town-julie-brown:

kudos to mtv for spreading this message tho

looks like mtv is doing something good for once since they went onto their reality tv

(Source: lookdifferentmtv, via fake-fucking-fairytales)

eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

(Source: sandandglass, via fake-fucking-fairytales)

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

(via exhale-that-pain)